This is fun. (Sano - I hope you don't mind! :D )
(From left to right ...)
1. A couple dances the jump and jive.
2. A guy tries to hide from his old girlfriend at the next table.
3. The guy's ex-girlfriend who pretends she hasn't seen him flaunts her taller and more handsome new boyfriend.
4. A salesman from out of town searches his menu in vain for anything, anything at all that he hasn't had twice this week already.
5. A hearing impaired couple has a heated argument in ASL.
6. A guy sips his fifth glass of pinot noir and slowly comes to the realization that she's not going to show up no matter how long he waits.
7. A guy asks his girlfriend if she would be into a threesome and gets a brisk slap across the chops for an answer.
8. A guy pretends to drop his fork to catch a quick peek at the lady at next table.
9. A lady who really did drop her fork is bent down far too low for a dress like that.
10. Another dancing couple, they're much better than the first ones.
11. A waiter looks over the menu for an elderly gentleman to see if they have anything at all for under $8.00 knowing full well he'll get a lousy tip.
12. A lady tries to decide whether she should admit that she doesn't know what that small brown thing in her salad is and risk being given a condescending smirk by the waiter for asking, or whether she should just push it to the side and leave the rest of her salad. 'Cause it sure looks like it could be a bug.
13. A guy who insisted on being seated at the biggest table even though he came in alone waves at people across the room and talks loudly to himself about how much of a dump this place is.
14. Another perv tries to sneak a peek.
15. A beautiful girl who is dining alone pretends not to notice that her waiter who feigns reading to her from the menu is actually trying to sneak a peek.
16. Another out-of-towner tries to forget that it's been eight days since he saw his wife and two daughters.
17. A couple who unwisely brought along their baby (who obviously is not enjoying himself and who desperately needs a diaper change) argue about which one should wolf down their $30.00 entrée and which one should try to calm the screaming baby.
18. A couple who left their own fussy baby at the sitter's so they could get a break slouch in their seats while silently bathing the couple at the previous table with rays of loathing from their eyes.
